It just popped in there. Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: "Zuul was the minion of Gozer." They conducted rituals up on the roof, bizarre rituals intended to bring about the end of the world. This Mr. Stay Puft's okay! This scene in the final film plays out almost the same, with the addition of some Murray improv and being able to actually see possessed Dana in action. I won't pay it. I'll give you a call! Walter Peck: I'm not paying that ticket! Dana Barrett: Peter Venkman (Bill Murray), Ray Stantz (Dan Aykroyd), Egon Spengler (Harold Ramis) and Winston Zeddemore (Ernie Hudson) take a chance on going freelance, de-haunting houses in a new ghost removal service. Dean Yeager: Thank you. Dr. Peter Venkman: The #Ghostbusters are ready to serve all your supernatural elimination needs.For a limited time, the original 1984 movie will play at theaters and drive-ins with a special message for the fans. Ray, the sponges migrated about a foot-and-a-half. You You've earned it, [in front of the library ghost, their first ghost sighting], [Egon and Ray stare at each other in silence. I've worked in the private sector they expect results! Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Raymond Stantz: See ya on the other side, Ray. Go ahead! You've never been out of college: you don't know what it's like out there. Ghostbusters Script PDF Download: Quotes, Characters & Plot - StudioBinder Dr. Peter Venkman: Personally Lenny, I think it's a sign from God, but don't quote me on that. You havin' a good time, Mark? Any customers? You actually eat this stuff? [Aggravated] The script is pretty straightforward, as Venkman announces hes been slimed and Egon announces Slimer is now in the ballroom. Actually, it's more of a guideline than a rule [Louis has been possessed by Vinz Clortho a.k.a. They expect *results*. [opening cabinet] [clearing away tables in the dining room to make room for the ghost trap]. But now, as if some unforeseen authority [the Ghostbusters arrive at the Sedgewick Hotel in Ecto-1, fully decked out in uniform and gear]. Louis: Dr. Raymond Stantz: HEY, ANYBODY SEEN A GHOST? [sarcastically] Heck, my grandma used to spin yarns about a spectral locomotive that would rocket past the farm where she grew up! Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr Ray Stantz: This voice said "Zuul". And this explosion is a direct result of it! A great example of their differing personalities can be seen after the trio meets the ghost at the library. Ghostbusters Wiki:Ghostbusters Timeline (Movie Canon) Dr. Peter Venkman: What is it? Dr. Raymond Stantz: We handle this kind of thing all the time! Load a trap here, open, unlock the system. Dana Barrett: It's corny, but, I respect you. Male Student: ghostbusters commercial script You don't know what it's like out there! Walter Peck: Police Captain: We can see how Murray adapts the moment from the script into the scene, along with how Sigourney Weaver pulls off being possessed. They hate this. Gozer the Traveler, the Destroyer. Dr. Peter Venkman: C'mon, I wanna talk to Dana. Dr. Egon Spengler: I couldn't help it. [Peck is wiping the ectoplasm on his jacket] Dr. Raymond Stantz: But most definately wrong. Coachman: Put your hands on your chest. I didn't choose anything [long pause, Peter, Egon and Winston all look at Ray]. [Ghostbusters shoot at Gozer, but she disappears]. Is it just a mist, or does it have arms and legs? What a lovely singing voice you must have. A real nasty one, too. Ghostbusters (1984) - Quotes - IMDb Dr. Egon Spengler: Dr. Peter Venkman: Dana Barrett: I don't know. Walter Peck: That was your whole plan, huh, "get her." Dr. Peter Venkman: As filmed, the parts with the family were eliminated (though some of the dialog was repurposed for the Ghostbusters II commercial), just leaving Peter, Ray, and Egon to give their spiel in front of the firehouse. [Turns over the card] Don't shut it off. There was a space and there was a building or something with flames coming out of it, and there were creatures writhing around, and they were growling and snarling. Dana Barrett: Oh, my *God*. The mayor wants to see you guys. Male Student: and that's only gonna come to one thousand dollars, fortunately. Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr Ray Stantz: Peter slaps the machine out of Egon's hand, Turns over the card and zaps the male student, to the male student, and holding up another card, Peter's hand slowly reaches for the zapping trigger, holding ghost trap like a rat by the tail, as he, Peter and Egon leave the hotel, Ray calls out to the witnesses, a giant marshmallow man crashes through the streets of New York, possessed by Vinz Clortho a.k.a. I don't believe this. Dana Barrett: Dr. Peter Venkman: Note that the information here is copied from Spook Central website. Dr. Raymond Stantz: You guys have been running your ass off, meetin' and greetin' every schizo in the five boroughs who says he has a paranormal experience. Dr. Peter Venkman: And for the ones that are there, you can laugh and enjoy them as they are. Symmetrical book stacking. But if I'm *right*, and we *can* stop this thing Lenny, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters. I'm afraid you're gonna die. I've quit better jobs than this. Yeah, I know that Louis: Oh, I got to get some sleep, I'm dying. Dr. Raymond Stantz: The mayor wants to rap with me about some things. The Ghostbusters manage to save the day, Venkman rescues Barrett, and they end the movie as heroes (at least, that is, until the sequel). Dr. Peter Venkman: You do *your* job, pencilneck. [Louis and the Tall Woman begin disco dancing. Dr. Peter Venkman: We believe that the purpose of science is to serve mankind. Janine Melnitz: Dr. Peter Venkman: You will perish in flame, you and all your kind! Louis: If I'm wrong, nothing happens! Dr. Peter Venkman: At least, she thinks she is. Dana Barrett: Volguus Zildrohar, Lord of the Sebouillia. Janine Melnitz: Walter Peck: Janine, sorry about the bug eyes thing I'll be in my office. Dr. Peter Venkman: [the Slimer charges at Venkman] Insert the trap, release, close, lock the system. Uhhh this magnificent feast here represents the LAST of the petty cash. Dr. Peter Venkman: How is Elvis, and have you seen him lately? Set your entry grid, neutralize your field and the light is green, the trap is clean! Police Sergeant: Dr. Egon Spengler: You know who to call. The busters decide its time to destroy Gozer more directly by attacking the interdimensional portal on the apartment roof. Reitman told Insider he didn't want it out that he was working on a "Ghostbusters" script. This is a major disgrace - forget MIT or Stanford, now. Dr. Peter Venkman: METER MAID just . The Hotel Manager comes running up behind them, after being hit by fifty gallons worth of melted marshmallow, screams hysterically, the Ecto-1 is getting a police escort to Dana's apartment building. Well, you've looked better. Write and collaborate on your scripts FREE. Dr. Peter Venkman: No, goddammit. I've WORKED in the private sector. In the original script, Gozer took on the form of Ivo Shandor (the ghost building's architect, who started the original Gozer cult), who resembled a pale, slender, unremarkable man in a business suit. ", [while trying to catch the Slimer, the Ghostbusters cause a lot of damage to the hotel with their energy streams]. To his surprise, Jason Reitman cast Wolfhard because he identified with Wolfhard's audition tape. Dr. Peter Venkman: Janine Melnitz: Sleep here. Library Administrator: Interestingly,. Let's go. Walter Peck: [ they arm their packs ] Dr. Raymond Stantz , Dr. Egon Spengler , Winston Zeddemore : SMOKIN'! Oh, that's very fascinating to me. Dan Aykroyd wrote the initial draft with his imagination totally uninhibited, emphasizing more strongly the science-fiction elements of the story and making the supernatural characters more prevalent. You are to vacate these premises immediately. Dr. Peter Venkman: Louis would have been similar to. I, I never seen anything like this before. Dr. Peter Venkman: The Keymaster]. Dr. Raymond Stantz: We'd like to get a sample of your brain tissue. No, you're being moved off campus. The controversy builds, more sightings are reported, some maintain that these professional paranormal eliminators in New York are the cause of it all. These are the blueprints for structural ironwork of Dana Barret's apartment building, and they are very, very strange. Dr. Peter Venkman: The resource brings a game based on "Ghostbusters", a 1984 American supernatural comedy film. Winston Zeddemore: [cornered by the the demon Vinz Clortho] Ghostbusters Movie Scripts | Ghostbusters Wiki | Fandom I saw it! [the Victorian Lady Ghost is floating in mid-air, reading a book]. Very simple, really. ,Dr. Peter Venkman: It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. There's more over here. Are you the Gatekeeper? The creep down the hall phoned the manager. For a great comparison of how a classic quote evolved from script to screen, we can take a look at the moment when Venkman is slimed by Slimer. I guess so. Winston Zeddemore: And since the Ghostbusters are the relatable heroes, its obvious that Peck and his court order are the bad guys who (unintentionally) help bring about the destructor.. Others, just nutballs who come in off the street. You can have it your way, Mr. Venkman. Meter and Raymond takes photos] Dr. Peter Venkman: And at the end of the scene, all they're able to tell them is, "Well, you've got a knocking." As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension. Actual physical contact! Slow down. The three busters start up their business right around the same time as one Dana Barrett is experiencing paranormal activity in her apartment. Nobody *ever* made them like this! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! [gets off the elevator and Louis comes out of his apartment]. My friend, don't be a jerk. Dr. Egon Spengler: Dr. Peter Venkman: [Sarcastically] The ghost is incarcerated here in our custom-made storage facility. It's that darn ghost again. Dr. Peter Venkman: Um, well, eh, I don't know. "We know we've got a knocking! [to the female student] But it all had to come from somewhere, which is why we will be looking at the Ghostbusters script. Dr. Egon Spengler: Finally, the Ghostbusters get an actual call to bust some ghosts. [reporting on the Ghostbusters] Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Egon Spengler charges his proton pack, Chambermaid enters Hallway/corridor from Hotel Room, Ray and Egon shout and blast her cart with proton beams, the Victorian Lady Ghost is floating in mid-air, reading a book, Dana is at home doing exercises as she watches the news on television, Ghostbusters fire away at Slimer; chandelier falls to the floor, the Ghostbusters arrive at the Sedgewick Hotel in Ecto-1, fully decked out in uniform and gear, a pretty lady goes by. That said, the script is still funny, and some of the best lines in the film are still here, either exactly as is or in some variation. [angrily] the flowers are still standing! Oh, I'd really like to, Louis, but I have to go rehearsal now. Dr. Raymond Stantz: No, I can't. Dr Ray Stantz: Dr. Raymond Stantz: Looks like we're in the teens somewhere. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Hotel Manager: I'm not at liberty to say. Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown. Venkman turns to the real estate agent, surrounded by excited reporters during the montate sequence, which shows the Ghostbusters as a sudden popular culture craze, surveying a wrecked apartment building corridor having climbed over thirty flights of stairs with his proton pack, after nearly being crushed by a falling bookcase, in front of the library ghost, their first ghost sighting, Egon and Ray stare at each other in silence. Gozer asks them to choose the form of the destructor, and Stantz unintentionally chooses the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. But it all had to come from somewhere, which is why we will be looking at the. Myth? You are a poor scientist, Dr. Venkman! Venkman! Dr. Peter Venkman : Heat 'em up! Louis first appeared as a fellow refugee of the creature which was to become Peter Venkman's interdimensional love interest. Were here to help. As a transit cop chats amiably with a female cashier, the subway turnstiles begin spinning unaccountably. Okay; sticks? [He pauses, glancing uneasily at the rest of the holding cell crowd]. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Here is the story structure for theGhostbusters screenplay: Dr. Peter Venkman, Dr. Ray Stantz, and Dr. Egon Spengler work for a university. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Mr. Stay Puft! [snaps his finger] You're more like a game show host. Well, everybody's heard ghost stories around the campfire. let's talk seriously. That makes good financial sense, good advice Louis: As far as the script goes, these lines get the job done to let us know Slimer is on the loose and Venkman got attacked. But as you can see in the clip below, the film expands the moment a bit. It's Peter. Just asking. Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. They expect results., Dont cross the beams./ Cross the beams., Thats a big Twinkie./ Tell him about the Twinkie.. Investigating, the officer discovers a huddled mass of ghosts and vapors hovering directly over the tracks. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Dana Barrett: [Venkman arrives at 55 Central Park West, a few minutes after Louis was chased out by the demon Vinz Clortho]. Dr. Peter Venkman: It's looking at me. What I'd really like to do is talk to Dana. I'm sorry, I don't believe in any of those things. Dr. Peter Venkman: I feel like the floor of a taxi cab. If the answer is "yes," then don't wait another minute. Egon Spenglers interaction with secretary Janine Melnitz gives us an amusing exchange, along with the famous spores, molds and fungus line. Hes written reviews, scripts, and analytical essays focusing on all aspects of cinema. Do you have any Excedrin or extra-strength Tylenol? Thats not only an inciting incident but something the audience can relate to. Well, this is great. I meet you, and I say, my God, there's someone with the same problem I have. Oh, that's okay we can just put it right back in there. Are you currently menstruating? The full commercial (again, without the on-screen graphics) also appears in the PlayStation 3 version of Ghostbusters: The Video Game. I've tried everything, honey! [the Ecto-1 is getting a police escort to Dana's apartment building]. Good job, isn't it? Well, listen, maybe if we start dancing other people will join in! Winston Zeddemore: DANA BARRETT pushes the carriage along the street. New York City street Pinkish-gray slime oozes out of a street crack. Dr. Raymond Stantz: To our first custumer. Dr. Peter Venkman: Louis: I'm Walter Peck, from the Environmental Protection? You're never going to regret this, Ray. Dana Barrett: Walter Peck: Gozer was very big in Sumeria. Just ordered some more vitamins and stuff. Walter Peck: This university will no longer continue any funding of any kind of your group's activities. You don't know what it's like out there! Janine Melnitz: Do you have any hobbies? I *don't* know. [to Peck] Ghostbusters II TV Commercial - Spook Central Reference Library Dr Ray Stantz: Dr. Egon Spengler: Were in a golden age of TV writing and development. It's not the girl, Peter, it's the building. Take me now, subcreature. Walter Peck: Hey, break this up! [possessed by Vinz Clortho] I'm not sure Walter Peck: It's looking at me. Larry King: Well, that's all we get day in, day out around this place. Walter Peck: Where are we? Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021) - Trivia - IMDb Walter Peck: Dr. Egon Spengler: Dr. Raymond Stantz: Something terrible is about to enter our world, and this building is obviously the door. Try to understand, this a high voltage laser containment system. [droning on] Yeah, but I didn't know you we're gonna be giving me electric shocks. [gasps] Did you see it? [looking up and blinding Peter with his headlamp] Dana Barrett: [walks up to a hapless guest, speaking confidentially]. I am the Keymaster! When we put the script into StudioBinders screenwriting software, we can see these lines in action. Who would make up a story like that? [as The Gatekeeper] I'm here with Dana Barrett. Louis: While the Blues Brothers proved popular, he would later conceive of Ghostbusters, further catapulting his stardom and solidifying his stamp on pop culture with two of the best 80s movies of all time. Stantz pops up from under the bed. No, no, NO! [to a policeman] Yeah, what have you got? [interrupting] Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought. Dean Yeager: I should take her out to dinner. Dana Barrett: We'll be going over who wrote Ghostbusters and see how the script, while a little different from the final film, provided the basis for memorable quotes, characters, and themes. Dr. Raymond Stantz: I did that, I did that That's my fault. Okay, so I'll see you later, huh? I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Reitman went so far as having Sony executives . [as Dana puts strings on her cello, Ray is being interviewed by Joe Frankin on television]. Tell him about the Twinkie. It stars Bill Murray, Aykroyd, and Ramis as three eccentric parapsychologists in New York City who start a ghost-catching business. Hey, anybody seen a ghost? Hold it! Dr. Peter Venkman: Wasn't so hard. Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"! Ramsey was the original name of the character in early drafts of the first movie. I taped a 20-minute workout and played it back at high speed on my machine so it only took ten minutes. Listen you smell something? This job is definitely *not* worth eleven-five a year! [to the horse] Librarian Alice: Venkman turns to the real estate agent]. We go to jail - peacefully, quietly. Ghostbusters- June 15, 1984 ("Combined Continuity & Master Subtitle/Spotting List"), The graffiti on the Paranomal Studies Laboratory door read, ", The opening sequence takes place in a nice, converted farmhouse where this family has been bothered by incessant knocking that they're unable to trace. The Keymaster, Venkman tries to wipe the slime off of his hand, Dana, possessed by "The Gatekeeper," answers the door, She slams the door in his face. Venkman knocks again]. They're usually pretty stiff. How 'bout a little music? This is preposterous. Dr. Peter Venkman: ghostbusters commercial script - johnsbschool.com It's true, your honor. Dr. Peter Venkman: We both have the same problem. [triumphantly] It's all right. [entering the main lobby] Sir, what you had there is what we refer to as a focused, non-terminal, repeating phantasm or a class-five full-roaming vapor. Dr. Egon Spengler: All right. This chick is TOAST! [to a cellmate looking over his shoulder blueprints] [after the beautiful female student has guessed 5 out of 5 cards right while he has "none"; actually he has one] Don't patronize me, I'm not grotesquely stupid, like the people you've bilked! Dr. Peter Venkman: Venkman, get a sample of this. Winston Zeddemore: We're the Ghostbusters. [abruptly closing her door] [shouting while offscreen] Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "yes!". Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here. Well, now it's my turn, wiseass. [after Ray thinks of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and it appears, stomping through New York City] He's an ugly little spud isn't he? Hotel Manager: Dr. Raymond Stantz: Dr. Peter Venkman: Okay, whatever happens, let's be professionals. You have been a participant in the biggest interdimensional cross rip since the Tunguska blast of 1909! What do you mean "big"? No, no, NO! And there were flames, and I heard a voice say "Zuul"! We hope that we can help you again. Male Student: Dr. Raymond Stantz: Dr. Peter Venkman: You know what it could be? Frankly, I've heard alot of wild stories in the media and we want to assess any possibility of dangerous and possibly hazardous waste chemicals in your basement. Winston Zeddemore joins the ghostbusters and E.P.A. I collect spores, molds, and fungus. The full television commercial (as filmed, but without the on-screen graphics), along with five minutes of outtakes, can be found on the 2019 Ghostbusters 1 & 2 4K/Blu-ray set. We must prepare for the coming of Gozer. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Wait, wait, wait! We thought you were someone else. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Raymond Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff. [ the Ghostbusters draw their handsets ] Dr. Raymond Stantz , Dr. Egon Spengler , Winston Zeddemore : HOLDIN'! You're right, no HUMAN BEING would stack books like this. Come on! I saw it, I saw it, I saw it. Sir, what we have here is what we call a non-repeating phantasm, or a class-5 free roaming vapor, real nasty one too. Ray Stantz thinks of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and Camp Waconda. Dr. Egon Spengler: Differences and Similarities Dr. Peter Venkman: No, we're exterminators. Shut these off. A fan re-creation of the commercial WITH on-screen graphics can be found on Spook Central here. Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: Some of the other fun quotes from the script include: Ive worked in the private sector. As a friend, I have to tell ya you've finally gone around the bend on this ghost business. Dana Barrett: No offense, guys, but I've gotta get my own lawyer. I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people. I am madly in love with you. Dean Yeager: The trio run away screaming, half in shock, half in amazement, hands Egon a petri dish filled with ectoplasmic residue, Louis is being chased by the demon Vinz Clortho, after the beautiful female student has guessed 5 out of 5 cards right while he has "none"; actually he has one, Dana has been possessed by the demon Zuul, looking at the temporary sign on Ghostbusters HQ while a worker is hanging it up, hears a siren approaching and an old, gray station wagon pulls up in the driveway, looks and sees Stantz in the driver's seat, gets off the elevator and Louis comes out of his apartment, tries to go back into his apartment but he's locked himself out, offers Ray a drink, which he reluctantly accepts, Egon is running tests on Louis who has been possessed by Vince Clortho a.k.a. I'm worried, Ray. [grinning] You're not cheating me, are you? You don't think it's too subtle, Marty, you don't think people are going to drive down and not see the sign? Yes. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Stantz (very enthusiastic) and Egon (meticulous and stoic) are on the hunt for paranormal activity, while Venkman (sleazy and opportunistic) is a parapsychologist with a minimal-at-best interest in ghosts. Dr. Egon Spengler: The Original Ghostbusters Script Was A Very Different Movie - ScreenRant Dr. Raymond Stantz: Dr. Egon Spengler: Winston Zeddemore has The Twinkie line. [Venkman tries to wipe the slime off of his hand], [Dana, possessed by "The Gatekeeper," answers the door], [She slams the door in his face. Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm warning you. Cease and desist all commerce order, seizure of premises and chattels, ban on use of public utilities for unauthorized waste handlers, and a federal entry and inspection order. Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe, your methods are sloppy, and your conclusions are highly questionable. Janine Melnitz: Dr. Raymond Stantz: Yeah, you could say that. Dr. Peter Venkman: Ghostbusters 4 Gets Promising Script Update From Ernie Hudson Hey, this is real smoked salmon from Nova Scotia, Canada, $24.95 a pound! You gotta learn to play rough! ,Winston Zeddemore: Dr. Raymond Stantz: Effect? OK so she's a dog Dr. Raymond Stantz: [possessed by Zuul] [Ghostbusters fire away at Slimer; chandelier falls to the floor]. [tickling piano keys] Dana Barrett: Peter Venkman "Just pick up the phone and call the professionals!" Egon Spengler "Call the." All "Ghostbusters!" Egon Spengler "Serving all your supernatural elimination needs 24 hours a day." All "Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters by Harold Ramis and Dan Aykroyd Final Shooting Script October 7, 1983 FADE IN EXT. Well, that's what I heard! There are obviously other characters in this movie: Walter Peck, the stuck up government beaurocrat; Winston Zeddemore, the most grounded guy in the group (who just joined for a paycheck); Louise Tully, a memorable and hilarious nerd; Janine Melnitz, a secretary whos quit better jobs than being a Ghostbusters secretary. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Excuse me, this is private property. "Get her!" Ghostbusters - Commercial / TV Advert CORE 4.74K subscribers Subscribe 1.7K 158K views 5 years ago This is the commercial for the Ghostbusters in the 1984 movie, "Ghostbusters" directed.