Ben Affleck: We're going to Hollywood! Hardcore fans may glean something from the rest of the material on this DVD release, but there's no getting away from the fact that this is lazy, mediocre content to dish-up. [over Gordon's walkie talkie] ^ Will Ferrell would later star in the 2009 film adaptation of Land of the Lost as Dr. Rick Marshall alongside Danny McBride as Will Stanton and Anna Friel as Holly Cantrell. [counting his money] Jules Asner: After obsessing over this movie for so long I decided to make a quiz. Great. I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK KEVIN SMITH DIMENSION REGION 2 PAL DVD at the best online prices at eBay! The C.L.I.T is not real. Like I JUST got into the whole Clerks universe because I saw the Clerks 3 trailer. I watched Dogma: the funniest movie I have ever seen. The organization is a front; Brent is a patsy, who will free animals from a laboratory as a diversion while the girls rob a diamond depository. Chaka Luther King: Goddamn yous all to hell! Willenholly: I'm counting on you, Sheriff. Jay: What the fuck are you bitches babbling about? Whoaaa avenge me Hemp Knight. I get no stains in my undies. A deleted scene has the duo watch a Daredevil movie being filmed. You mean the guys in that Prince movie? Hmm, I don't know. Holden : The Internet buzz. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Many Deleted Scenes, Bloopers, and Special Mentions throughout the credits. A Chasing Amy in-joke in Holden's apartment. Fuck that, I don't wanna cough up some dude's sperm. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: This guy'll suck your dick. Wes Craven: Let's cut out their kidneys and sell them to the black market and leave them in a seedy motel bathtub full of ice. Affleck, you the bomb in "Phantoms", yo! No, it always comes back to that fucking pie! Whether ambitious thematically, ("Dogma", "Chasing Amy"), or outright comedy, ("Mallrats"), the movies as a whole were less satisfactory than their many very funny parts. Jay: Holden: Another white boy in this movie? Remember this fucking face. [Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving] What've I been telling you? / We smoke the blunts. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Alternate Versions Showing all 4 items The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. So all we's gotta do is stop this fuckin' movie from getting made! These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. Visible crew/equipment: When Jay and SB are kicked off the bus and are bitching about it, a boom mic is reflected in the back window of the bus. Matt Damon: Chased by studio security guard Gordon through the Miramax lot and reclaiming Suzanne from the set of Scream 4, Jay and Silent Bob end up in the dressing room of Jason Biggs and James Van Der Beek, the actors playing Bluntman and Chronic in the film. Jay: Is this the final movie set in 'The Askewniverse'? There are no inadequacies. You see! [17] Scott Tobias of The A.V. If you were funnier than that, ABC wouldn't have cancelled us. Jay: During pre-production, Mewes would have constant mood swings due to heroin withdrawal, to the point that Smith actually threw him out of his car on their way to the set one day. Of course. I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. Jay: Jay and Silent Bob get their royalties from Banky after Silent Bob informs him he violated their original likeness rights contract by not getting their permission before selling the film rights to Miramax, and could face serious legal troubles, and Justice turns herself and her former team in to Willenholly in exchange for a shorter sentence and freeing Jay and Silent Bob. Must kill him, doesn't it! [12], Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back received mixed reviews from critics. Prices on FYE.com do not reflect pricing in FYE retail stores. [Banky stares at Silent Bob in disbelief]. [Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off]. The movie seemed designed specifically for my warped sense of humor. Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass. I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealin' the monkey. Not this little fuck. There's females present. You know, Lunchbox she could be the one. I wish they were hitchhiking girls- sexy hitchhiking girls. Jay: On his podcast Jay & Silent Bob Get Old, Kevin Smith explained at length about how much of a "headache" the film was to make, mostly owing to Jason Mewes's drug and alcohol abuse turning him into a "ticking time bomb", which threatened to shut the project down at any moment. Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? Oh, you mean the Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes movement? Maybe it's because girls don't like to be called bitches, Jay. Holden: [singing] Did you ever get to 3rd base with her? So? A multiple-choice quiz by discodivafever . Jay: The title and logo for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back are direct references to The Empire Strikes Back. [Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight]. Featuring a host of celebrity cameos, Jay and Silent Bobs raucous cross country road trip is a crash course in the rules of the road with a nonstop assortment of outrageous characters.Starring, in alphabetical order: Ben Affleck, George Carlin, Eliza Dushku, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Lee, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith About Miramax:Miramax is a global film and television studio best known for its highly acclaimed, original content.Connect with Miramax Online:Subscribe to Miramax on YOUTUBE: https://goo.gl/h47JXQFollow Miramax on TWITTER: https://twitter.com/miramaxFollow Miramax on INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/miramax/Follow Miramax on PINTEREST: https://www.pinterest.com/Miramax/Follow Miramax on TUMBLR: http://miramax.tumblr.com/Visit Miramax on our WEBSITE: https://www.miramax.com/Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | 'Quick Stop' (HD) - Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes | 2001http://www.youtube.com/Miramax And she smells SO fuckin' pretty. Get that shit the fuck out of here. Steve-Dave Pulasti: Chrissy: Though it'll go without saying ten minutes or so into these proceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. Stopping the flick isn't gonna stop that! Fuckin' we stole a monkey, we got shot at, and I got punched in the motherfuckin' nuts by a guy named Cockknocker! Where we taking it from, Gus? Justice: Oh my God. Youse guys need to turn those frowns upside down, and I got just the thing for that we call it DOOBIE SNACKS! [2], The film grossed $11 million in its opening weekend, finishing third at the box office behind two other comedy sequels, American Pie 2 ($12.5 million) and Rush Hour 2 ($11.6 million). Jason Biggs: The officers find footage of a video Sissy recorded of Jay claiming to be "the clit commander", with accompanying literature that "Clit" is an acronym for Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers. (her character was deleted from the movie), is shown on a billboard in the film. [Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob]. Ben Affleck: I *AM* wearing pansy red booties, Matt Damon: This desperate effort, with yet more yawn-inducing intros by Smith, is just garbage. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT. Jay: Hey. Ha, ha, you're gonna love this. This isn't fair! That's the ape. Whillenholly: [to Silent Bob] Stealing, boning, blowing shit up, and now you're like this little priss with a conscience. For some reason, everybody decides to use that voice to bitch about movies. Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street? Alyssa Jones: I AM THE C.L.I.T. Your browser's Javascript functionality is turned off. Holden: Ben Affleck: Jay and Silent Bob take their drug-dealing, prankster ways too far and lose their spot in front of the Quick Stop.In this scene: Jay (Jason Mewes), Silent Bob (Kevin Smith), Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson), Dante Hicks (Brian O'Halloran)About Jay and Silent Bob Strike BackWhen best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, they head for Hollywood to claim the big movie money they deserve. .mw-parser-output .citation{word-wrap:break-word}.mw-parser-output .citation:target{background-color:rgba(0,127,255,0.133)}^ According to Ethan Alter of Film Journal International, Smith did not intend to make another View Askewniverse film upon completion of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, but only decided to do so several years later, following the unsuccessful release of Jersey Girl.[27]. My bad. Thank you again and enjoy the show. Plaschke, this is Willenholly. Jay: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, the fifth to be set in his View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of his cult-favorite Clerks. Yeah, well. Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too. NO! What if they're creating an army of them? I was a guard. Please turn it on so that you can experience the full capabilities of this site. Brent: "[13] On Metacritic the film has a score of 51 out of 100, based on 31 critics, indicating "mixed or average reviews". And as we're not only the artistic basis, but also obviously the character basis for your intellectual property, "Bluntman and Chronic," when said property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. Alright, don't you fuckin' move you little shit machine. Justice: Jason Biggs: No, Steve. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Available on HBO Max Much like how the solo movies in the MCU eventually lead to a team-up Avengers movie, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back feels like the culmination of the entire View Askewniverse up to that point. And this is your finger, far away from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass. Hey, little man! Feature length? Learnin' the Moves Wow, more B-roll footage! [on "Bluntman and Chronic: The Movie"] Banky: Jay: Jay: Jay: So your in this for the pussy right? Mind you I am 20 years old (born a year after Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back), and the reason I got interested in it was because I saw the Rst store become a dispensary, so thats when I knew Jay and Silent Bob were actually stoner characters. Jay: In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey. Varse Sarabande released the original score by James L. Venable. This is a site populated by militant movie buffs: sad, pathetic little bastards living in their parents' basement downloading scripts and what they think is inside information about movies and actors they claim to despise yet can't stop discussing. Fred: Banky: Just take it from "It's a good course.". [during filming for Good Will Hunting 2] Your friend's a fucking clown shoe, you know that? Jay: Let's kick 'em out! I'm just a Federal Wildlife Marshall. Okay, Fucky? Fuck! Jay: Whillenholly: Fine, I'll give you two-thirds of what I make. I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature? Jay looks at Silent Bob and smirks, but Bob mockingly imitates Jay's move. Jay: You don't know "Jungle Love?" Whillenholly: And for the record, I ain't gay. It features the 2001 Afroman hit, "Because I Got High", whose music video featured the characters Jay and Silent Bob. Yeah, I wasn't a big fan either but Affleck was the bomb in "Phantoms". Seeing the film's negative reception online,[10] the pair set out for Hollywood to prevent the film from tainting their image, or at least to receive the royalties owed to them. new film name : Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Harder. Sheep are beautiful creatures. Yeah, I'll bet you do. A monkey? Brent: The movie is also available to rent or purchase from prices starting at $3.99 from DirecTV, Google Play, YouTube, Redbox, iTunes, Vudu and the Mircosoft Store. Additionally, Wes Craven, Jules Asner, Steve Kmetko, Gus Van Sant, Jason Biggs, James Van Der Beek, Shannen Doherty, and Morris Day all appear as themselves. GHOULS, you fuckin' moron, not girls! Jay: Okay, here's the deal. Metatron: God? [Jay nods. Another appearance by the "Two packs of wraps" kids. Yeah, for Joey, man. Steve Kmetko: Jay: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back $3.99 $14.99 Available at a lower price from other sellers that may not offer free Prime shipping. Assistant Director(GWH 2): What's your damage, little boy? Chaka: [cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him]. Steve-Dave Pulasti: Catchy, ain't it? We had a deal with you on the comics, remember? Went to film school. Whillenholly: Holden: Alyssa Jones: Jay: Oh, Hi, I'm Jay and this is my hetero-life-mate, Silent Bob. Boy, Walt. There they are! Jay's Fantasy Sequence depicting his Conspiracy Theory of apes taking over the world, complete with a shot of a pair of chimps hanging outside a Quick Stop dressed as Jay and Silent Bob. Watch Jay and Silent Bob: Rebooted & Revealed. The film is the fifth set in the View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of Smith's cult-favorite Clerks. That's what the Internet's for, slandering others anonymously! Jay: Why can't Hollywood make a decent comic book movie? That's it boy, put the dick down. We at View Askew respect the noble Platypus, and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way. Find Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back at Amazon.com Movies & TV, home of thousands of titles on DVD and Blu-ray. The filmmaker, who has been telling stories with the characters of Jay and Silent Bob since 1994's Clerks, used the latest movie -- his first one in the shared universe of Clerks, Mallrats,. 8.2 . Something nice. You know it, but a Jay and Silent Bob movie? He LOVES the cock. [Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner] Whillenholly: It was an incredible mesh of the high-brow and the low-brow. Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Rated: Unrated Format: Blu-ray 4,242 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray from $49.98 DVD $7.50 VHS Tape $9.99 Additional Blu-ray options Edition Discs Price New from Used from Blu-ray June 29, 2021 Standard 1 $14.99 $14.99 $14.99 Blu-ray February 1, 2021 $10.14 $10.13 $13.30 Blu-ray Adam Carolla (Deleted scene, uncredited) as FBI Agent Sid; Production [] The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Filled with cameos and in-jokes, the riotous road comedy stars Ben Affleck, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Mewes. Terms and Conditions Privacy Policy California Privacy Rights. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, . Last edited on 13 February 2023, at 21:43, Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, Jay and Silent Bob Reboot Is Kevin Smiths New Film, Clerks III and Mallrats 2 Are Dead, "Jay And Silent Bob Reboot' Set To Start Filming This Summer", "Jay And Silent Bob Reboot Movie Shooting This Year", "Jay and Silent Bob Reboot Begins Filming in Early 2019", "KEVIN SMITH REVEALS 'JAY AND SILENT BOB REBOOT' DETAILS AND RELEASE DATE", "Kevin Smith Marks 'Jay and Silent Bob Reboot' Production Start with Behind-the-Scenes Photo", "Kevin Smith to Write Hit-Girl Miniseries", "The Entire Jay And Silent Bob Story Finally Explained", "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Movie Review", "FILM REVIEW; Hitchhiking in a Hurry: What Does That Tell You? The only mystery here is why we take our cues from a dick in a neckerchief! Crazy crackers with guns. Uh-huh. Go to hell! Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD Kevin Smith 2 disc collectors edition at the best online prices at eBay! Actually, there's a funny story behind that. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Behind the Scenes Featurette All too brief clips of previous Kevin Smith movies, including the sublime "Clerks", remind you of a sharp talent now bloated out into self-referential comedy hell. ", "Smith Strikes it Rich with "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back": Also, "The Curse of the Jade Scorpion" and "Captain Corelli's Mandolin", "Jay and Silent Bob's Creator Plots DVDs", "Little-Seen Kevin Smith Film Bows Same Day as Silent Bob", "Original Soundtrack - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", "Some bad, bad news concerning me and GLAAD", Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Filming Locations, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jay_and_Silent_Bob_Strike_Back&oldid=1139191725, This page was last edited on 13 February 2023, at 21:43. The film was a minor commercial success, grossing $33.8 million worldwide from a $22 million budget, and received mixed reviews from critics. Steve-Dave Pulasti: [Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera]. I'd do anything for you. Jay says you guys had a Star Wars themed wedding, and you tied the knot dressed as Storm Troopers. Fanedit Running Time: 128. Banky: True story! We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. But funny. It was just a diversion so we could steal these. Holden: [slightly amused] I don't really wanna die. Hooker #1: The fuckin' mack daddys of fuckin' Jersey?" Five hours and not a single ride. No little perv-bullshit's gonna work for this one. Must piss you off to see a black man runnin' a big old production like this, huh?